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I was walking down the street one day, and I ran across a salvation army lady. I had a bad migrane, and at the moment I wished I was a billionaire. I would give them a large check just to stop ringing that stupid bell.
If I were a billionaire, that'd be fun.
Maybe I'd buy an original Spiderman comic and eat it in front of adoring fans.

This is why I am not a billionaire.